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مُساهمةموضوع: iraqi people   01/08/08, 01:55 am

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Iraqi People

1.
when surrounded by other Arab nationalities and you speak Iraqi, no one knows what the hell youre saying.


2.
When talking to Egyptians, your Iraqi accent turns Egyptian. When talking to Lebanese, your accent turns Lebanese...etc.



3.
If youre a guy, all the iraqi women already have their eye on you and want you for their daughter.


4.
If you're a girl, all the iraqi women think their sons are too good for you.



5.
When Iraqi women get together, they all compete in 'Who's got the
loudest voice?'


6.
Every Iraqi family is dysfunctional in one way or another.


7.
Every Iraqi has a bit of Im3aydee in them.


8.
Iraqis have an exclusive swearing vocabulary ranging from 'Incheb-ee',
'Islayma', 'sarsaree', 'thowla', 'booma', 'ghabra', 'khaburni','6a7
subghek' etc.

9.
There is no such thing as elegant eating in an Iraqi Household.

10.
Everyone has at least one Ali in their immediate family.


11
. If lunch doesn't include rice, it's not considered a meal


12.
Kathem al Saher is the standard for handsome amongst Iraqis.


13.
When Iraqi guys pick up girls , their approach is maybe a bit too aggressive:
'Hay shlown jamal ya bint al kalb'
'Lich hay wen ray7ah, ta3alee ihna, khel ashufich'
'Shinoo hal kekah, Jawa3teenee'
14
.Being romantic is foreign to Iraqis, When they try to be, its so unsuitable that the ladies prefer the true Iraqi way better.


15.
Every Iraqi knows every family in the entire nation of Iraq, and somehow you always know a specific story about them.

16.
Every Iraqi you meet was a neighbour or is a neighbour back home.


17.
When Iraqis dance to 3adel 3ogla or Hatem al 3raqi, Everyone returns to
their Im3aydee roots, Everyone goes wild , and all the other non-Iraqis
get scared.

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Saying the word 'Baghdad' makes Iraqis cry hysterically. SO TRUE !

19
.During a wedding, all the young single people are checking
eachother out.

20.
You've been beaten to death by a Na3al at least once in your life. EE WALLA

22.
Sarcasm is part of Iraqi DNA, You never know whether the joke is a joke or not!


23.
To be Iraqi you must drink chai (tea) five times a day.

24.
Everyone owns a leather Jacket, Big Shoulder pads a thick belt and
thermal underwear for the winter and summer, if you own these then you
are so keshkha around iraqis (in other words, u look buff)!


25.
You have Guests over for breakfast, lunch, dinner and after midnight.


26.
When iraqi women get angry, this is a small example of what they might
say: ' yyyuuummmmaaaa, ta3ali shufi shlon sayra, abu ali 6aligni hisa,
hissa tara amezig ihdumi..(whilst acting it out). and then they start
crying...when that happens you know its not going to stop


27.
Everything is 3eib ..'3eib baba 3eib mayseer hichi' and i mean
everything and theres no point wondering why because the answer will
always be, 'because its 3eib!



28
.Infront of their husbands, iraqi wifes always have a
kafshe...(its attractive among iraqis) and when they're really in a
romantic mood they'll put on bright RED lipstick and a red dishdasha to
go with it , not forgetting that their hair is always abnormally
blonde.


29.
And every iraqi mum and dad were the cleverest in their generation,
they all got 110 out of 100, and always came first out of their class.


30.
Being the eldest child in the family means that you'll always be called a be3eera (camel) even if u reach ur fifties ..LMFAOO My FAVORITE ONE


31.
This is what happens when a dog approaches iraqis....the mother will
scream and run, making the dog run after her, the children will be
holding the mums mantoo while shes running and the dad will try to act
brave and shout at the dog saying 'pishsh pishsh..go go' ( in an iraqi
accent ofcourse). And then the dad will spend the whole day telling his
family how he managed to shout at the dog and how the dog ran away as
soon as he saw him, making himself sound like hercules.

32.
And not forgetting that if you make a mistake, it will NEVER be
forgotten , it'll be passed on through the generations, written in the
books of history and they will remind you of it on your wedding day
infront your wife , and when they'll be walking behind your coffin in
your funeral.


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مُساهمةموضوع: رد: iraqi people   11/08/08, 09:17 am


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